The Circuit
Meet your rivals
Every table has its characters. Study them, find the leak, and walk away with their chips.
Uncle Richie
Calls anything, impossible to fold out
The heart of the home game: shows up with the beers and stays till sunrise. Calls with any pair because 'it's already in the pot.' Don't bluff him — value bet him thin with your good hands and he'll pay for the whole night.
“One more hand, kiddo! The night's still young.”
📍 Found at Kitchen table · home game
Chela
Pays too much, almost never bluffs
Plays for fun, not for money. Sees flops with any two cards and never knows if she's ahead. Against her, value bet thin and forget the bluffs entirely.
“Oh, was it my turn? I call, I call.”
📍 Found at Kitchen table · home game
Auntie Tere
Plays scared, folds too much
Learned the game a month ago and is still scared of everything. Folds way too much and only fights with monsters. Steal her blinds without mercy, and respect her when she finally raises.
“I don't even know why I'm in this hand… but I call.”
📍 Found at Kitchen table · home game
Blondie
Plays tons of hands, splashes chips around
Splashes chips into every pot 'just to see what happens.' Unpredictable and loud, she wins giant pots and gives them right back. Be patient and let her pay you off.
“We're here to have fun, right?”
📍 Found at Live room · low stakes
TiltLord
Raises and bluffs nonstop
One bad beat and he detonates: raises everything, bluffs everything, wants his money back NOW. Deadly when he's hot. Sit tight, call light, and let him self-destruct.
“Give me my chips back NOW!”
📍 Found at Online tables · mid stakes
BubbleBoy
Only plays premium hands
Lives in terror of busting on the bubble. He tightens up so much he gives away his blinds. Steal them all… until he wakes up with aces.
“Are we close to the money? Real close?”
📍 Found at Tournament · rising blinds
Buddy Beto
👑 BossPlays tons of hands, splashes chips around
King of the neighborhood home game. He's been taking paychecks off rookies who think they know for 20 years. Calls everything, over-bluffs, and laughs loud. Your first real exam.
“Give it your best, rookie. Here we all call… and I'm walking with your paycheck.”
📍 Found at Kitchen table · home game
Doña Mary
👑 BossOnly plays premium hands
The casino's rock. She only plays premiums, and by the time she's in the pot, you've already lost. Patient as marble. Learn to let go when she fires.
“I only play the good ones, kid. And you just paid off mine.”
📍 Found at Live room · low stakes
Prof. Tavo
Solid and balanced
A retiree who studies poker like he's solving crosswords. Solid, patient, and free of big leaks. He gives you nothing: to beat him you have to outplay him, not wait for a mistake.
“Poker is just math in disguise, son.”
📍 Found at Live room · low stakes
xX_Klimoff
Solid and balanced
New-school online grinder: multi-tables, quotes ranges, never flinches. Hard to read because he plays balanced. Attack his weak positions, not his timing.
“gg. next hand.”
📍 Found at Online tables · mid stakes
GrinderGus
Patient grinder who punishes your mistakes
A tournament machine: patient, surgical with the blinds, and lethal on a short stack. He waits for your mistake and punishes it. Don't hand him marginal hands near the bubble.
“The clock works for me.”
📍 Found at Tournament · rising blinds
ICM_Ana
Solid and balanced
Knows ICM better than you do. On the bubble she pressures you without mercy and folds exactly when she should. Respect her raises when the payout tightens.
“ICM says fold. I obey.”
📍 Found at Tournament · rising blinds
Tina 'Turbo'
👑 BossRaises and bluffs nonstop
Queen of the turbos. When the blinds bite, she accelerates: shove after shove until you crack. The clock is her best weapon.
“The clock shows no mercy. Neither do your chips.”
📍 Found at Tournament · rising blinds
Smoking Joe
Crafty and deceptive, hard to read
Old wolf of the private club. Traps with his strong hands, bluffs with the weak ones, and always seems to know what you've got. Against him, trust your read and don't let him intimidate you.
“I already know what you've got… but go ahead.”
📍 Found at Private club · high stakes
The Countess
Thinks every hand through, few leaks
Elegant and calculating, she thinks three streets ahead. Every bet has a plan. Almost leak-free: beat her with discipline or don't beat her at all.
“Every chip of yours already has an owner.”
📍 Found at Private club · high stakes
z3r0_EV
👑 BossAlmost no leaks
A solver with a username. He doesn't make cheap mistakes and punishes yours instantly. Welcome to the tables where the rake shows no mercy.
“Welcome to the real tables. Spoiler: you lose.”
📍 Found at Online tables · mid stakes
The Boss
👑 BossAlmost no leaks
Owner of the underground club. Nobody leaves his table with chips, and he makes sure of it. Cold, surgical, master of the house. Pick your battles.
“Nobody leaves the Club with chips. Nobody.”
📍 Found at Private club · high stakes
Viktor 'The Cold'
👑 BossAlmost no leaks
A high-stakes shark without a flicker of emotion on her face. She doesn't believe in luck, she believes in pressure. A heads-up battle with nowhere to hide.
“Luck doesn't exist here. Only I do.”
📍 Found at Heads-up duel · shark
Kenji 'The Surgeon'
👑 BossAlmost no leaks
A prodigy who slices every mistake with a scalpel. He plays almost perfectly and forgives not a single imprecision. The last exam before The Mind.
“Every mistake of yours, I cut with a scalpel.”
📍 Found at Heads-up duel · surgical prodigy
EVA-9
👑 BossPlays near equilibrium (GTO)
The AI that solved the game. No leaks, no tells, no fear. You won't exploit it: all you can do is play perfect and pray to variance.
“I've solved this game. You're only just learning it.”
📍 Found at Final · the unbeatable AI
The roster keeps growing. New rivals arrive with every season.